December 2010
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Unusual words →
-starryeyed:
basorexia: an overwhelming desire to neck or kiss. lygerastia: the condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out. brontide: the low rumbling of distant thunder. dactylion: the tip of a middle finger. nudiustertian: pertaining to the day before yesterday. gargalesthesia: the sensation caused by tickling. petrichor: the smell of rain on dry ground. dendolatry: worship...
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1. I can’t sleep
2. My hands are freezing
3. I talked on Omegle with some random for like 3 hours
4. And made a douchey Yahoo account to talk to him more
5. I don’t even care that much
6. Hopefully I don’t get talk to strangers raped
7. I don’t even know what the fuck I am saying anymore
8. I am going to watch some more How I Met Your Mother and paint my nails...
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shardsofpornography said: I ONLY HAVE ONE. ;__;
hayleyharris:
mt-padalecki:
jaredpadacock:
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!?
OH MY GOOD LORD!!!!
hey max :D
OH MY GOD! How did I miss this?!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh love foeva Hayz.
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I have appointments with 3 different doctors...
By which I mean in 8 hours and 23 minutes.
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OH MY GOD BARNES & NOBLE
Why the fuck is your fucking site so shitty and slow today?!
Jesus Christ on a damn cracker. This is some bullshit.
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There are two types of greetings:
ientan:
Friends:
Best friends:
Imba. Hahaha! :-)
Ummmm….
Unless they don’t like you. In which case it’s:
Seriously what optimist posted this shit?
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oh my, not looking forward to new years when...
weweredeadbeforetheshipevensank:
Every new years for the last 19 years.
Why break my streak amirite?
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ALSO SUPER INAPPROPRIATE AFTER WHAT YOU JUST POSTED.
….
Christ.
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Hey Mariah...
Sorry I keep liking everything you post. I’m just creepy as fuck, that’s all.
x
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Why yes it is that time again...
it’s Mundane Story Time with your host(ess), Insomniac Max! YAY.
So anyway, I don’t know what exactly to do for my friends for Christmas. I mean, I have ideas (I ALWAYS have ideas; price of being a crackpot fame), but I don’t have a lot of time, aaaaand I don’t want to shit it up, you know?
I guess being friends with someone for 3+, or in the case of one of them, 5+...
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Why the shit
is there not some nocturnal alt. world for people who genuinely function better in the dark? (And who still want to interact with people?)
OH WAIT THE INTERNET.
But really. It sucks that I will always be operating at 75% just to have a normal life.
Whine whine whine.
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Everyone I follow seems to live such interesting...
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
…Yeah. Yeah.
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DLGBHVDSODBTHG
hyuuman:
I WAS EXPECTING AT LEAST A HUG. AT LEAST.
DAMMIT IT’S NOT EVEN ON HERE YET.
No one knows what I’m talking about. BUT IT’S A BIG DEAL.
/impotent rage
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100th post is awkward and narcissistic
Which is oddly fitting, no?
Anyway, I just wanted to let the internet know that I currently resemble an extremely poor casting choice for Emily the Strange. Because everybody hurts cares.
But I love this fucking sailor dress that I was forced to wear because I don’t know what laundry is. Despite the fact that it gives me ye olde supah hawt pancake boob.
And I love my dollar bin...
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Oh hey there. :D: So I'm nearing the end of my... →
katiesaurus-rex:
And this is what I predict grade wise.
3.75.
:)))) I am very, very happy with that. I took 18 credits this semester, had a 30-40 hour a week job, and dealt with a lot of emotional shit. I think that’s pretty darn good. And honestly, as long as I keep above a 3.2, I’m happy.
What I’m most proud…
Holyshit. She/you (how do I address the creep-recipient? D:) might be...
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Hey, so I have a completely mundane dilemma for...
Yayyyyy. Ahem. So, I have very creepily hoarded all of my textbooks from my 90 years at SPSCC, except for maybe my history book, aaaand I am now in a position to sell them back. For money. So what’s the problem, you say? Well, at least 4 of them (there are around 8 I think, or enough that the price of them could easily sustain a large fishing community off the coast of Politically Incorrect...
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“I think it’s perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately...”
– M.G.G.
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Imagine if someone I liked found me attractive
pacokickthetaco:
beccawonderland:
Imagine if anyone found me attractive!
^
Okay, so you know how in 10 things I hate about you one of the guys, when asked to date Katharina, just bursts into this shrill hysterical boy-laughter?
Because that’s exactly what went through my head when I saw this and thought about someone finding me attractive.
GOOOO TEAM! A…ha. Hmph.
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