January 2011
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Supernatural midseason premiere delayed until...
letsdosomethingnasty asked: Hahahaha yeahhhhhh
letsdosomethingnasty asked: Are you online right now? My phone is dead dead dead, but I wanted to see if you wanna hang out since I'm kinda headed yo way.
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Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
monquestionmark:
p-p-panty:
tethealla:
hellyeahhowimetyourmother:
justdontgiveuponme:
christmas-carol:
forever alone.
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When someone takes your phone..
At first you’re like..
then they start going through your pictures and texts & you’re like…
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That awkward moment when you realize that you look...
Dude for real? If I was half as coordinated as a hobbit on the dance floor I’d be fucking delighted.
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I love
how all of these were results for the same search term:
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HA! It's the only thing worth liking.
alec2alec replied to your post: Me: “God, my fucking fa— my fucking face hurts so…
totally liking this for the picture :D
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Me: “God, my fucking fa— my fucking face hurts so bad.”
My Cousin: “…..” *awkward chuckle.*
Such is my life.
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Me watching a funny movie:
littlemissweird:
My mom friends watching the same movie:
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AHAHAHA
I just realized I had my first unfollow today! But it’s cool, cause her tumblr just redirected to a no man’s land of pop ups and poorly loaded graphics.
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Anonymous asked: In a perfect world, who would you marry?
Anonymous asked: Can I slyther in your room, close the griffin door, and huffle your puff while you raven c[l]aw?
letsdosomethingnasty asked: Y U be tryna steel mah man, hoe?
That's what ask boxes are for, right?
That's what ask boxes are for, right?
Anonymous asked: If you could take 4 friends on a trip to anywhere, who would those friends be, where would you go, what would you do, and why?
Anonymous asked: Hypothetic scenario ~
Tomorrow, you meet your soul mate.
After X period of time, you start getting physical and come to learn he has:
a) a 15 inch monstrosity
OR
b) a micropenis
Which is worse?
Tomorrow, you meet your soul mate.
After X period of time, you start getting physical and come to learn he has:
a) a 15 inch monstrosity
OR
b) a micropenis
Which is worse?
letsdosomethingnasty asked: Y U be tryna steel mah man, hoe?
That's what ask boxes are for, right?
That's what ask boxes are for, right?
Anonymous asked: If you could take 4 friends on a trip to anywhere, who would those friends be, where would you go, what would you do, and why?
Anonymous asked: In a perfect world, who would you marry?
Anonymous asked: Can I slyther in your room, close the griffin door, and huffle your puff while you raven c[l]aw?
Anonymous asked: Hypothetic scenario ~
Tomorrow, you meet your soul mate.
After X period of time, you start getting physical and come to learn he has:
a) a 15 inch monstrosity
OR
b) a micropenis
Which is worse?
Tomorrow, you meet your soul mate.
After X period of time, you start getting physical and come to learn he has:
a) a 15 inch monstrosity
OR
b) a micropenis
Which is worse?
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Anonymous asked: Ever had a freudian slip?
Anonymous asked: Ever had a freudian slip?
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Anonymous asked: Given the choice, would you rather discover you'd developed an allergy to any and all sweets, or be suddenly blinded in a freak accident?
Anonymous asked: Given the choice, would you rather discover you'd developed an allergy to any and all sweets, or be suddenly blinded in a freak accident?
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