December 2011
1 tag
1 tag
batwhatever:
babyonce:
every time i successfully do a girl thing i feel like i’m leveling up on a video game
non-horrifying outfit: level up
successful makeup: level up
matching underwear: level up
and some day i will win the game of girl!!!
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
☼: verycunninglinguist: I Am So Not Sorry About My... →
verycunninglinguist:
I Am So Not Sorry About My Vagina, And Other Apologies We Should Retract
lorenlovesdopamine:
cassket:
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m really, really sorry. I’m sorry I looked at you while you were watching TV. I’m sorry I lowered the window. I’m sorry…
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag