insert bad zelda joke

monsieur-meursault:

Basically.

awkwardvagina: me and my girls on the way to prom

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

I am sorry. It is hard to convey five-dimensional ideas in a language evolved to scream defiance at the monkeys in the next tree.
—Hex, Terry Pratchett, Ian Stewart and Jack Cohen, The Science of Discworld III: Darwin’s Watch (via fuckyeahterrypratchett)

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New Orleans Nightscapes I (part 1) by Frank Relle

simsgonewrong: I wanted a bloodhound, but it turned out to be Aliens vs Predator

simsgonewrong:

I wanted a bloodhound, but it turned out to be Aliens vs Predator

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku